Uncalled for insults

Hello Internet,

So today at school, I got to my locker earlier than the the person beside me, who usually gets to his locker before me. He tried to hurry me up by counting in his seconds (which isn't really a second). I then said

"If time went as fast as you can count, we'd still be in the first century."

Then someone else comes along and says

"Well, if time went as far as he can count, we'd be in the first century."

I don't feel bad about saying this insult to that person. Why? Not because I'm that bad of a person and I don't feel sympathy, it's because it was actually kind of funny, and I don't think that person was actually insulted.

Well, if I did say that and that person was insulted, I'd apologize and stop.

What do you have to say? How often to you insult people? Why? What is your opinion on insults? Post your comments and share what you have to say.

Thanks for reading,
-personhere